Sunday, December 26, 2010

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Watch the whole film in its epic 60's Sci-fi Christmas glory!

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Space X Falcon 9 Rocket

Snapped a shot of the Space X Falcon 9 Rocket from my boat today at work. It wasn't as awesome as a shuttle launch, but its pretty cool that its a private company going in to space. Don't be fooled by the beautiful sky, it was cold as hell out there today (low of 32*).

Tuesday, December 7, 2010


In July 2010, a vacationing couple discovered something disturbing on a ranch in rural Texas. Armed with a home camcorder, they captured their experience on video.

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving

1. Talk about huge breasts!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open n stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come all at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen

Happy Thanksgiving Everybody!

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

I Freaking Love The Internet

I'm always finding the coolest and most unexpected things on the Internet. Just happened to be a new friend this time! I finally got to meet Carrie Mae from Creepy Cupcakes. We have been online friends for about two years or so and finally met face to face today! I can honestly say that Carrie is the first person that I have ever met in real life that I had only known previously from the Internet. Here I am a big ol' 6'3, 41 year old guy who talks to strangers from all over the world everyday as part of his job and I was super nervous for some reason to meet Carrie and her husband. But just like old friends, once we started talking that all went away. I now know why we hit it off so well online, because we really do have a bunch of stuff in common. Carrie is almost exactly how I pictured her, except she is freakishly short. I'm just playing, she is a sweetheart and of normal height. Meeting Carrie and her husband was the cherry on top of my Halloween season this year. Hopefully these are the first of many memories that the four of us will capture in photos (even though its just the two of us in these pictures).

Scary Picture!

Mr. Macabre, you're next!

Monday, November 1, 2010


Went to the book store on Halloween afternoon and got some new reading material I'm excited about. Now if I can just find the time to sit down and read them.

Went to Michael's Crafts this afternoon to use my 50% off one item coupon and to load up on the 2 for a dollar paints. I've got a little Día de los Muertos project planned for me and the Mrs. The only after Halloween decoration type item I scored today was that skull at Michael's for half off, I think it was $2.98.

No good deals on after Halloween stuff this year. All the stores I checked out were wiped out of the good stuff. Oh well.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Thursday, October 28, 2010

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

My Halloween Tree and the Kids

"What do you know about Halloween?"
"Four meddlers come barging into my house, blundering into my business, not even knowing why . . ."
"You are dressed as a skeleton"
"Or ......"

The Cast of Eerie Publications perform the Johnson-Smith Novelty Company "Horror Record"

500th post! Yea me!

Monday, October 25, 2010

To Die For Carmel Corn

To Die For Carmel Corn

10 ½ - Ounce box of microwave popcorn, popped
(Butter flavor or similar flavor)

2 - Sticks of Butter = 1 cup
(No Margarine)

2 - Cups of dark brown sugar, packed

½ - Cup corn syrup
(Clear Karo Syrup)

½ - Teaspoon of salt

1 - Teaspoon of vanilla extract
(Not imitation)

½ - Teaspoon of baking soda

Preheat oven to 250*

After popping the corn in the microwave I like to pour it out on a sheet pan and then transfer it by hand to a large lightly greased (Pam works fine) roasting pan, this is to make sure no un-popped kernels make it in to the batch.

Combine the butter, brown sugar, and Karo syrup in a heavy saucepan, non stick works too. Once it’s all melted bring to a boil over medium heat; cook for five minutes stirring constantly. Remove from heat and add vanilla and baking soda mix in well and then pour mixture over popcorn. Use a rubber spatula or large plastic spoon mix popcorn to coat with the caramel.

Place in preheated oven for one hour, removing every 20 minutes to stir popcorn and caramel mixture.

Remove from oven and let cool for about 15 minutes, stir one last time to break up final product.

Store in an airtight container.
Makes 25 to 27 cups.


My Halloween Tree

"The pumpkins on the Tree were not mere pumpkins. Each had a face sliced into it. Each face was different. Every eye was a stranger eye. Every nose was a weirder nose. Every mouth smiled hideously in some new way".

More to come

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Last Sneak Peek

Can you tell? Do you know? I have pictures that I'll post soon!!!

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Jack Chop (Revisited)

This video contains a lot of hilarious profanity!

If this video offends you don't say I didn't warn you!

Just Take One

Monday, October 18, 2010

Who You Gonna Call?!?

Bill Murry showed up to The Spike TV 2010 SCREAM Awards dressed as Peter Venkman, so it looks like Ghostbusters 3 might finally be happening!
Read more here.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Spooky Empire’s Ultimate Horror Weekend Zombie Walk


This was our first time going to a walk, it was amazing! We almost didn't make it down there in time. Jen had a meeting so I had to wait for her to get off and we flew across town to be there by 4pm, we got there about 4:15 and lucky for us(Jen) they didn't get it together until like 5pm. So we didn't miss anything. I think next year we'll take the day off to go to the pre-walk party and participate in the walk. Here are some photos of the Spooky Empire’s Ultimate Horror Weekend Zombie Walk on International Drive, in Orlando Florida.

The beginning of the Infestation

Mike Christopher from Dawn of the Dead and Bill Hinzman from Night of the Living Dead!

Kermit and Miss Piggy!!!

Zombie Dog with bride, groom, and ring bearer

Little Dead Riding Hood, check out her basket. Good group of Zombies!

I have no idea, but I liked it!?!?

She was growling and dragging her leg, awesome little princess zombie!

This girl was in character big time, great performance!

Dog the Bounty Hunter, maybe ???

The undisputed Heavy Weight Champion Zombie


Thursday, September 30, 2010

Another Of My Sneak Peeks

Astrious Mundabar Desmagon

"Astrious Mundabar Desmagon... I envoke your powers. Come Heed my bidding on this night of nights. The eve of Samhain, All Hallows Eve. Spirits of darkness, I command you to rise from your graves. Et Lavamous Sagamaine, All manner of demons. I emplore your release from Eternal torment. Testegas Sogamaine. All manner of dead, renewed by sleep. Thirsting for blood, this night and forever, he who is touched by evil, shall become evil. Sodamous sogamaine. He who has died, shall rise again, bestamous sogamhaine. Life to the dead, Death to the living. Demons arise, arise, arise".

The Midnight Hour - 1985

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Ghostly Glow

Looks like Gonesh has a new Halloween incense. Ghostly Glow smells of cinnamon, spice and all things nice. Looks like I'll be placing an order with Gonesh soon.

Don't Forget Elvira's Movie Macabre Tonight!

She's showing Night of the Living Dead tonight!

Elvira's Movie Macabre premieres the weekend of September 25th on the following syndicated stations across the U.S.

Albany-Schenectady - WNYA - SAT 12:30 AM
Albuquerque - KWBQ/KASY - SAT 12:30 AM
Anchorage - KYES - SAT 10:00 PM
Atlanta - WATL - SAT 12:00 AM
Austin - KNVA - SAT 12:00 AM
Austin - KCWX.2 - FRI 2:00 AM/ SUN 1:00 AM
Bakersfield - KUVI- SAT 12:00 AM
Baltimore - WBFF.2 - FRI 2:00 AM/ SUN 1:00 AM
Baton Rouge - WVLA.2 - FRI 2:00 AM /SUN 1:00 AM
Birmingham - WVUA- FRI 1:00 AM
Boise - KNIN/KIVI - SAT 3:00 AM
Boston - WHDH FRI 2:00 AM SUN 1:00 AM
Burlington-Plattsburgh WPTZ.2 FRI 2:00 AM SUN 1:00 AM
Cedar Rapids - KWKB TBA TBA
Champaign - WBVI.2 FRI 2:00 AM SUN 1:00 AM
Charleston - Huntington WSAZ.2 FRI 2:00 AM SUN 1:00 AM
Charlotte - WMYT SAT 12:30 AM
Chattanooga - WTVC.2 FRI 2:00 AM SUN 1:00 AM
Chicago - WCIU SAT 3:00 AM
Cincinnati- WKRC SAT 3:00 AM
Cleveland - WUAB.2 FRI 2:00 AM SUN 1:00 AM
Colorado Springs - KKTV/KKTV-DT2 SUN 1:00 PM
Columbia, SC - WZRB SAT 12:00 AM
Columbus, OH - WWHO FRI 3:00 AM
Corpus Christi - KTOV SAT 9:00 PM
Dallas WFFA.2 FRI 2:00 AM SUN 1:00 AM
Davenport - WBQD SAT 10:00 PM
Dayton - WRGT.2 FRI 2:00 AM SUN 1:00 AM
Des Moines - KDMI.2 FRI 2:00 AM SUN 1:00 AM
Detroit - WDIV FRI 2:00 AM SUN 1:00 AM
Dothan - WDFX SAT 2:00 AM
El Paso - KDBC.2 FRI 2:00 AM SUN 1:00 AM
Elmira - WETM/EETM SAT 10:00 PM
Eugene - KEVU SUN 8:00 PM
Evansville - WAZE SAT 12:00 AM
Flint - WNEM-DT2 SAT 12:00 AM
Fresno - KMPH.2 FRI 2:00 AM SUN 1:00 AM
Ft. Myers - Naples WFTX SAT 12:30 AM
Ft. Smith KFDF.2 FRI 2:00 AM SUN 1:00 AM
Green Bay WIWB SAT 3:00 AM
Greensboro - H. Point WGHP SAT 3:00 AM
Greenville - N. Bern WCTI.2 FRI 2:00 AM SUN 1:00 AM
GSA WNEG.2 FRI 2:00 AM SUN 1:00 AM
Harlingen - Weslaco XHRIO/KSFE SUN 2:00 AM
Harrisburg-Lancaster WGAL.2 FRI 2:00 AM SUN 1:00 AM
Hartford & New Haven WTIC.2 FRI 2:00 AM SUN 1:00 AM
Honolulu NHON SUN 2:00 AM
Houston KIAH SAT 2:00 AM
Huntsville - Decatur WTZT SAT 9:00 PM
Indianapolis WTTV/WXIN.2 FRI 2:00 AM SUN 1:00 AM
Jackson, MS WRBJ SAT 10:00 PM
Jacksonville WCWJ WED 2:00 AM SAT 2:00 AM (OPT)
Kansas City WDAF SAT 2:00 AM
Knoxville WVLT/WVLT-DT2
Lansing WSYM SAT 2:00 AM
Las Vegas KVVU SAT 2:30 AM
Lexington WTVQ-DT2 SAT 11:00 PM
Little Rock KARZ SAT 12:00 AM
Los Angeles KDOC SAT 12:00 AM
Louisville WYCS SAT 1:00 AM
Macon WPGA SAT 5:00 PM
Madison ETVW SUN 1:00 AM
Memphis WMC.2 FRI 2:00 AM SUN 1:00 AM
Milwaukee WMLW SAT 12:00 AM
Minneapolis KSTC.2 FRI 2:00 AM SUN 1:00 AM
Mobile WFNA SAT 12:00 AM
Montgomery WCOV.2 FRI 2:00 AM SUN 1:00 AM
Myrtle Beach-Florence WMBF.2 FRI 2:00 AM SUN 1:00 AM
Nashville WTVF.2 FRI 2:00 AM SUN 1:00 AM
New Orleans WUPL SAT 12:00 AM
New York WPIX.2 FRI 2:00 AM SUN 1:00 AM
Norfolk - Portsmouth WSKY SUN 2:00 AM
Omaha KXVO SAT 7:00 PM
Orlando - Daytona WKCF/WESH SAT 12:00 AM
Panama City WJHG TBA TBA
Parkersburg WTAP TBA TBA
Peoria WAOE SAT 1:00 AM
Philadelphia WPHL.2 FRI 2:00 AM SUN 1:00 AM
Phoenix KAZT SAT 3:00 AM
Pittsburgh WTAE.2 FRI 2:00 AM SUN 1:00 AM
Providence WPRI/WNAC/WNAC.2 SAT OR SUN 2:00 PM
Raleigh-Durham WRAC.2 FRI 2:00 AM SUN 1:00 AM
Reno KRNV.2 FRI 2:00 AM SUN 1:00 AM
Richmond-Petersburg WUPV SUN 1:00 AM
Rochester NY WHAM/EHAM SAT 10:00 PM
Rochester- Mason-Austin KIMT-DT2 SAT 11:00 PM
Sacramento KQCA SAT 2:00 AM
Salt Lake City KCSG SAT 12:00 AM
San Antonio KCWX SAT 1:00 AM
San Diego XETV SAT 11:00 PM
San Francisco KFTY SUN 2:00 PM
San Francisco KOFY SAT 1:00 AM
Savannah WGSA SAT 11:00 PM
Seattle KVOS SAT 10:00 PM
Shreveport KSLA.2 FRI 2:00 AM SUN 1:00 AM
Sioux Falls KCPO TBA TBA
South Bend WCWW SAT 12:00 AM
Spokane KAYU.2 FRI 2:00 AM SUN 1:00 AM
Springfield, MO KRBK
St. Louis WRBU SAT 12:00 AM
Syracuse WSYR SAT 12:00 AM
Tampa WTTA SAT 9:00 PM
Toledo WMNT SAT 10:00 PM SUN 12:00 AM
Tucson KTTU SAT 12:00 AM
Tulsa KOTV.2 FRI 2:00 AM SUN 1:00 AM
Twin Falls KSAW FRI 3:00 AM
Tyler-Longview KYTX-DT2 SAT 11:00 PM
Waco-Temple KWTX/KBTX FRI 3:00 AM
Washington, DC WDCW.2 FRI 2:00 AM SUN 1:00 AM
Wilmington WMYW SAT 12:00 AM


Thursday, September 23, 2010

Our First Home Grown Pumpkin

It just wouldn't get any bigger. It's been that size for over a month. I was pulling a few weeds today after work and I moved the little pumpkin just barely and the stalk fell right off the top like it had just been resting there, so I brought it in and washed it up. Carved a little face for him and hot glued his stalk back on. He has bug bites and scratches, he is definitely happier in the house with us (just look at that smile).