Thursday, November 25, 2010

Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving



1. Talk about huge breasts!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open n stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come all at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen

Happy Thanksgiving Everybody!

4 comments:

halloween spirit said...

Heheheheheh! Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy your weekend. :)

Diane said...

lmao!!!

The Frog Queen said...

LOL! Sorry I missed that one. Hilarious!!

Cheers!

scaryvisions said...

Funny stuff.