So ShellHawk has this contest going on where you could (but will not because I'm going to win) win one of these crappy (beautiful) hand made ceramic pumpkins. You probably shouldn't even bother entering because people like you never win (Because I'm gonna win it). Actually you should just stay completely away from her blog until way after the 20th of August just to be safe.
Do not click this link!
You've been warned!